Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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