- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Jovan

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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