What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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