Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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