What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

you give like i give lomain

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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