- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T u r n i p s

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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