What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Anti Joke

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