- Anti Joke

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.