- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what happened to your carpool? they died.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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