How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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