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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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