- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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