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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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