- Anti Joke

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes