- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

hers a joke... japanese people

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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