- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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