- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What is 9+10? 19

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

No soap radio

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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