- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Turkeys are obese

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