- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??