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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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