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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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