- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What does two plus two equal? 4

what's white and sticky semen

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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