What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Sex

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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don't just stand there

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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