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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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