Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

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