- Anti Joke

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms