Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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