What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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