- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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