Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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