- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock Come in

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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