gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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