whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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THe Election

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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