How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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