What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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