- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Donald Trump

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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