- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

tim has no humor

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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