- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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