Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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