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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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