Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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