- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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