Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

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