Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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