- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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