Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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