- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

field day?

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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