What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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