- Anti Joke

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is life? Paul.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.