- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

gay pom...

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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