You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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