- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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