A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Your life

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A man goes to the potty.

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Anti Joke

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