What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Your Mom The End.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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