- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your life

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A man goes to the potty.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Matthew Wyckoff

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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