A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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kieran is a homosexual

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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