Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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