- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your mother just died.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Racial Equality

The WPGA tour

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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