- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

My spelling is horrible

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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