- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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