Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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