- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

class is canceled. My professor died.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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