- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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