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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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