- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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