- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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