Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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