- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

get in the car.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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