What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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