- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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