Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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