- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Robin, get in the car, please.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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