why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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