a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Democracy.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What does? 42

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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