knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Communism hehe xd

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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