What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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