A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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