- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

your so fat. your fat!

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why? Why not?

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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