- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

hey guys im gay

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally