- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Tilt your screen back .

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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