- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

one stop shop

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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