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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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