What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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One time i was sitting down

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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