Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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girls basketball

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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