A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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