Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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