- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

WOMENS RIGHTS

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Tony Romo

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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