- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

a dyslexic man walked his god.

you know whats not funny white boards.

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