what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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