A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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