What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

there once was a black man who played basketball

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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