- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

justin beiber sucks

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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