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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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