Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

hey guys im gay

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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