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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I like poop in my butt

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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