- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.