Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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