- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

John Cena

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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