Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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girls basketball

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Balls

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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