Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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