- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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