- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

sky silverstein

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, yup.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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