if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

ur an fagit

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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