What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

tommy is retared

what are you mike bibby?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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