- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

if you don't like this you're gay

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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