Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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