Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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