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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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