- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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