Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Anti Joke

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