Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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