I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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