- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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