A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

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