Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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