What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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