- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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