what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Go away still nothing to see

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Dumbledore dies.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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