- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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