Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Women's rights

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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